Seriously, two hands are a waste of time.  Unless your second hand is taken up jiggling a crying baby that is.

Here is my list of what I have recently achieved with one hand:

  • creamed butter and sugar together to make the boy some chocolate chip cookies – he started using the mixer himself but quickly got bored and told me it was too loud, then wandered off to find something else to do*
  • eaten a McDonalds combo that I had previously fetched with said crying baby from the drive thru in my pyjamas
  • done some crochet – although with this one I cheated as I manouvered the other hand to hold it steady
  • made dinner almost every night, including taking things out of the oven bending as per Playboy bunny to ensure little miss kept her eyebrows
*yes he was perfectly happy to help me eat them

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